touch-me-tease-me-girl-caress-it:

So I tell Niall I’ll go gay for him and he’s all like “damn straight child”

Then I see Liam looking at me like

So I tell Liam “Oh don’t worry I’ll go gay for you too” he thinks about it for a second…

Then all of the sudden he’s like

Then he’s like “I’m about to take away…

-Lol I love this story

xD

Oh snap!

Lol

Despicable Me! 

PrettyC:

yolo24-7:

kjbaybay:

idc what erica says. owls are #weird

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

bird, especially owls are top 5 scariest animals on earth

hearts-for-hazza:

Harry looks to the person backstage for permission to silly string the crowd: Denied

Seconds later he looks again, gets a headshake of no, shoots anyways <3

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